Take two guys, add a serving of hunger, a dash of laziness, and what do you have?: A blog full of food reviews!

Welcome to Candid Cuisine.

This blog will consist of very candid, no-holds-barred restaurant reviews of places around our hometown of Melbourne, Australia, but occasionally we’ll go holidaying and review food in those places too!

We’ll be happy to accept bribes, we still won’t change the review. If it’s good, then we’ll say so. But if it’s bad, we’ll really stick the boot in. After all, we can’t compromise our journalistic integrity, can we? (Oops, we have some?)

So have a read and enjoy our culinary experiences.