This blog consists of very candid, no-holds-barred restaurant reviews of places in Melbourne, Australia, but occasionally we’ll go holidaying and review food in those places too!

We’ll be happy to accept bribes, we still won’t change the review. If it’s good, then we’ll say so. But if it’s bad, we’ll really stick the boot in. After all, we can’t compromise our journalistic integrity, can we? (Oops, we have some?)

So have a read and enjoy our culinary experiences.